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hello guys.
guess i have been missing out many posts lately.

i just don t have the inspiration to blog anymore or in other words, plain lazy! hahaha. now that i don t have to go to school tomorrow (due to my flu), shall just take this time and blog now !

anyway, so much things has been happening lately!
i just started my new semester in Tp and the new subjects are a killer again. I actually have to learn the History of Art. I was having difficulties finding some items during the 15th Century just now but i have finally finished them. i am so proud of myself :D however, i find my information quite redundant. Let's just hope Kee Jan would give a quick flip to them and give me a B! for neat work. hah!

stupid pony tail.
you give me a stupid C for my last writing portfolio.
i will not forget your cruelty!

and again, i have to be in the same group as lychee.
i was super devastated. i almost cried.
i think rest of my group members felt the same way as me.

actually, i felt sorry for lychee initially.
but he started becoming annoying to everybody that you can t help to feel this way.
i am trying to be nice but, argh, nevermind no comments.

for my next subject , it is drawing ess! i am quite okay with that honestly! however, i am having a lil trouble shading now . i don t have much confidence into drawing anymore. There is so much compeition within one classroom. The pressure actually chokes you. There is so many hidden personalities in everyone. Like, how Y can tell you to shut up but she makes so much noise herself. Or, C keep saying she hates shading but she can do it so well. Even H, she has the face of a angel but she is kind of selfish to share how she do her piece.

Even an artist can have its own politics too.

i am just glad i have my own clique of friends which i can rely on when i am down and share the joy together as one big family. hey guys, i really appreciated you for being here when i really need you. :D i love you all!

i wanted to uplaod the photos that has happened during the missing posts. unfortunately, the stupid computer won t let me . It keeps hanging on me . I know i know , i keep complaining and warning that i will get a lappy ! I never seemed to have the time. Also, i feel partially guilty about buying it as it is quite expensive and i am not sure if i actually deserved it.

i will just summarise what has happened then,
you just have to wait for the pictures.

we celebrated my dearest dawn's 17th birthday at Sakae Sushi.
we gave her a surprised ice cream cup with a candle on it,
we took pictures and camwhored.

Oh my astronaut, there is not one day where i won t laugh whenever your around. i have always enjoyed your sarcasm and jokes. They never fail to make me teared and tummy ache. i love you my dear astronaut!

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went to night safari with deborah, wee kiat and ryan! :D we had a blast. Just a tip for you guys, if your planning to take pictures of the animals with your lousy digital camera, don t bother. you can t even use flash and the whole place is dark still. i rather you use your camera's battery energy to camwhore at lited place or a area where there is no animals so you can use the flash.

and i got a lovely surprise from si hui and brandon!
they bluffed me they want to meet me after supper and asked if i was in night safari already.

Deborah, weekiat, ryan and i were at this dark secluded area looking for a sugar glider through a glass but we coudln t spot any. Suddenly, a couple walked over and the guy started saying how his brother found this at some place and kept it as a pet. I happened to turn and found the guy's figure super familar. I kept staring at him with my arms crossed like i am in deep thoughts when suddenly the lady came over and started shaking me and shouting my name , JINGYUN JINGYUN JINGYUN.

i was stunned.
i was surprised.
i was shocked.

it was si hui and brandon!
god, i was freakin happy!

i almost hugged si hui when i realised that brandon was there and how the previous incident of me hugging him at my birthday party was awkward. i stepped back and pretend slap both of them. hahaha, they didn t even know i was at that area. they just happened to got out of the tram which was near the sugar glider area. hahaha.

that was one hella surprise.

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another surprise i had was after floorball training last saturday
i was feeling quite low because i felt i had not did my best and forgotten my basic. i was late when sch e came over to pick me and i got shouted at. i felt quite moody in the car as she drove over to pick ah kim when i saw another figure beside her,
like omfg,

it is NG YI LIN

she said she was coming back on monday la!
i was so happpppy. i almost cried lor D:
I REALLY MISSED HER TO THE MAX! there was so many things i wanted to share with her.
oh ng yi lin, your home! :D

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celebrated sufen's birthday
HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY SUFENNNNNNNNN.

for the first time,
never seen before, sufen's birthday cake was an agar agar.

surprisingly, the candle can stand straight!
hahahaha.

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alright, i better go.
it is 3:43am.

pigieooooooooooooooooooooon

hello!
i am gonna blog a lot of posts today!
hahaha, i got this blogging spree now.
i better use it now in case my laziness overcomes it.

dawn, si hui and i went tp briefing on monday!
later, we went to city hall area to shop
and i got a pink sneakers! :D
then they came over my place so dawn can finish her apel quiz.
then i played with the camera
then si hui irritated me by keep repeating she want a nail clipper
then i got irritated and use the nail clipper and tried to clip her butt.



buddy's tiny ass.

i am gonna tease buddy now.
cause she keep bugging me and say i have no math sense.
D:



so buddy!
ever sometimes , you have a super big urge to swim or poke people?
it okay, i found a cousin who looked exactly like you :D
your animal family tree have expanded! hahaha :]



your cousin, Puffer Fish



then a lot of people thought you were one of the celebrity!


the slight resemblance :D




the lil wittle gap :D



hahaha.
i love you HENG SI HUI! :D

thailang

hey guys!
hello hello hello!
i am back from thailand!

actually i was back long ago like on friday! and i was too tired to blog because i was pissed off with something. and today, i wanted to go for floorball but i had a fever and a bad cold! D: omg, how! div 2 is coming and i am getting sick! this is sad la D:

i must get well soooooon!

anyway, the thailand ( ko samui ) trip was not bad!
i sat on elephants, watched them perfom tricks like this.
they are really cute! they even gave me elephant massage! hahaha, freakin ticklish like crazy. they kept using their trunks to kiss my neck. love bite! :D



then! we went to the beach where we can see,


grandfather rock!

and also,


grandmother rock!

and we went to see a mummified monk! this monk is special! since young, he has been eating only vegetables and fruits and he can go meditates in the jungle for a month. they say he can predict the future and he knew that he was going to die so he sat in that position.



they made him wear a sunglasses because if a kid see it, they might be scared cause they remove his eyeballs.

i bought a lot of clothes! cheap cheap cheap! :D
hahaha, totally shopping spree! i got new tees to wear for my next semester! happy! no more feeling consious of whether anyone notice that you just wore that shirt last week.

man. they are playing his favourite song on the radio now.
i really want to talk to him but, there seem to be this invisible tension like that day.

got to wake up early tomorrow
have to choose a CDS. i dunno what to choose D:
help! should i take japanese?
yamaha, meiji, sushi,

or maybe french!
delifrance, bonjour!

or italian!
spaghetti, pizza!

or
CMA1X01 Calculus & Analytic Geometry
This module provides you with a firm foundation in mathematics so as to better prepare you for higher education. Topics include functions and graphs, trigonometry, differentiation and integration

si hui suggested that.
she thinks i am a math nerd.

i dunno why you have to bother me

dad fetched me to TP today and i know after today, if he can fetch me i will never take up the offer. today, when he scolded my mother for not telling him to turn and confusing the fuck outta him, i was affected too la. i mean, of course he will be confused ! he on the stupid GPS while my mother is talking. So when GPS say turn left ( for the long way ) and my mother say turn right for the short cut, he will be cocked up la.

and it is so rude to on the GPS.
i hate my father to think my mother is alway on the dumb and uneducated side, and everytime he scolds her, i get affected too.

he also scolded me for sleeping late.
it is my floorball training and i didn t made him late,
he just can t keep his big ass mouth shut.

i dunno how he can be so split personality, isn t it tiring?
he is such a fhucking cock up arsehole at home,
yet a loving and popular lecturer in singapore poly.

keep up the good work, dad.

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training was alright today.
i think i was chionging all the way during drills, everybody thought i was mad at somebody. hahaha, i just felt i really really really need to improve. div 2 is coming up la ! besides, because the juniors come to every trainings now, there is so many lines when playing matches. Sometimes we don t play enough D:

had lunch and watched Shrek 3 with michelle and haha!
it is not a bad movie! i don t mind watching it again! :D

went home seriously shagged from today's training and yesterday's match.
so i had a super looooong nap like from 7pm to 11pm. hahaha
and buddy woke me to join bradon and her for dinner but i told her i coudln t make it and continued sleeping.

then brandon went to call me,

bran: come la! we go eat dinner la. come come come.

jy: i am still tired and sleepy, your two go, i don t think my mom even allow

bran: i am also tired! but i made a effort to come! come la! let have dinner!

jy: brandon, because your very tum jiat and always hungry.

hahaha, if the end, he forced me out of the bed by kept nagging at me and i was thinking of how to ask my mum and before i could say anything, she asked me if i was still going out with my friends. like omg! she actually allow and it was like 1115pm! i was so happy that i quickly changed and went to met up with them. this is the first time i am allowed to have a late dinner :DDD.

i didn t realised my father was actually watching me.

i think i was still groggy when i met them cause i kept saying nonsensical things that they didn t understand. like when brandon asked me when am i leaving for thailand tomorrow, i said tomorrow morning evening. hahaha, even si hui's cousin laughed at me la! i am so happy to see si hui and brandon back from their holiday!

we went to upper serangoon area to eat and i saw michelle with her boyfriend!
then, i was just about to eat my drumstick when my mother called and said my dad was scolding me and asking her fiercely when was i coming home and why the fuck did she even let me go out.

i had to take a taxi back.
i was really sad lor D: and afraid my father would come out with his stupid rules and ban or even whacked me across the floor.

i think i sounded so frantic on the phone with my mother while i was in the taxi. i was telling her, it okay! i am coming now , i am rushing over. i am coming alright. after i put down the phone, the taxi driver uncle asked me ,

going your boyfriend's house?

i was stunned.

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i am leaving for thailand tomorrow guys!
i will try to blog again soon!
love you!

good luck tp wolves for friday's game!
i have faith in you guys. :D

shag to the core of mother earth but i am still blogging

hello guys!
i am so freak tired from today's events. my whole day was occupied, not a minute of slacking. hahaha, but i totally enjoyed myself today! :D i am happy! super duper loocious haaaaappy! :D

woke up extremeely early to meet buddy and vinny.
vinny wanted to take some shots at boat quay but he woke up late so he didn t really get what he wanted in the end. however, i think vinny made it up by bringing buddy and i around fullerton hotel as he is working there part time. the best part was climbing allllllll the way to the top floor. omg, the scenary was god dam awesome. :D you can practically see the flyover, merlion and the esplanade!

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rushed home and got my barang barang to get ready to head to SGS. Overall, i think i did pretty okay! i am proud that i actually scored a first time shot assisted by Casper! hahaha, i have always wanted to master it and the feeling is great! :D i can t wait to do these type of shots again! at least this time i try my very best to run up to open space, run towards balls that were initiated to me and not to be kanchiong. Keith also taught me something new on what to do when your cornering your enemy.

however we lost to the sgs boys. at the end of the game, keith was really scary. he threw his stick to the table and then to the floor and then he started kicking it for a while and later kept passing the ball so hard against the boards. i have never seen Keith this way. It actually scares me and when he did that, nobody said or did anything. It somehow change my mindset about the Keith i used to know. But, i am glad he didn t vent his anger on any of us. I think mr. wee was dead-shocked about how keith reacted after the end of the game but he too, just kept quiet.

there was this funny part where i wanted to slapshot the ball into the goal but Oliver blocked my shot and he also took the blow of my stick , right straight to his stomach. he practically bend over and OOAF! hahaha, i was surprised initially but i coudln t stop laughing after that. you should have seen his face la, one big circle! hahah, but i felt guilty for laughing and hurting him so i apolegise to him repeatedly.

rich came for floorball today but she forgot to pack in her shoes.
hahahha.

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went out to have dinner with von, paper and rich at swenson in town. the dinner was good :D i had steak and ice cream! hahaha everybody shared the ice cream! we had a fun time just sitting down and laughing about our secondary school days. hahaha, there were so many memories to recall la.

when i went to check out heeren NUM floorball sleeveless shirt, one ah kua teased me if i can Q stoke/stripe and started waving his arms in the air like he had spasm. i told him it was air hook and he said , S hold/hole? and i said a lil louder AIR HOOK. paper said i sounded really fierce when i was talking to him. i felt people shouldn t really pretend they know every cock and bull on mother earth and in the end, they end up talking cock and being a bullshit of themselves. It didn t help he laughed AT me while asking. it would helped if he approached me what can i do with my stick.
it okay because i get those questions all the time but this is the first time somebody actually insulted floorball right in my face.

you don t see me teasing iron fist ladies right in the face saying what do they do with their volley balls or whatever balls and started jumping the balls in obsene positions.


we went to play pool later at this really cheap place and after playing for a while, this tiko 50+ man came with a group of girls who were dressed really skimpily and all hanging around him. They started to play pools and unfortunately the tiko kept winning and for every ball he got in, he would say FREE FUCK AH! COMES WITH BLOWJOB TOO OKAY! . like holy shit, it is a public place and he goes around gambling sexual intercourses to each girls who stupidly kept losing to this tiko who is surprisingly good in pool. And there was this one time where the girl bend over to hit the ball and he purposely stand in front of the girl to check out her boobies. i was quite pissed at his uncontrollable hormones, everything he says is always about sex.

there was this one time when i didn t realise that i was in his way for him to shoot the ball in, he said this to me very sweetly,

"excuse me darling."

i was stunned and pissed at the same time. he thinks he can call any mary, jane and lucy DARLING! i really felt disgusted. he really have no disgrace or just some super thick skin. argh. pervert! my hair is standing even when i am thinking about it.

and then , before i left the pool place, a guy asked me for my number and i politely reject but he said his friend wanted it and i told him to ask his friend to get it and he said his friend is busy, i told him if his friend want it, he has to ask for it himself and i said sorry but he gave me a sweet smile and told me it was okay.

what i like about the guy is that, i am so unglam in my sleeveless shirt and stinky pe shorts, he still see something pretty in me. hahahaha :D

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my friends gave me a floorball bag for my birthday present!
now i got 2 floorball bag! hahaha, yay :D
i shall use the red one on tuesday and balck one on sat or or or..
hahaha i love you guys!

paper!
yvonne!
rich!
gloria!
lejoy!

hahaha thank you :D

i am such a bad player

yesterday's carnival was alright.
somehow, i felt i didn t play as how i wanted to play it.
for the first match against YJC alumni, i really felt we can do much better than them.i think like pris said it , we need a failure to slap us across the face and we will then only wake up and score the goals that were needed previously against the match we lost against them.

i realised also before i played in any or EVERY floorball match, i get so kanchiong and forget all i really needed and wanted to do in a floorball match! like omg, i woudln t pass the ball flat on the ground as supposed to or looked up before i passed the ball.

i think i have a selfish brain. i think that everybody in my team can get my ball or can run as fast as they can to the spot where i am passing the ball. i honestly felt disappointed in myself yesterday. i think haha was quite pissed at me too D: oh well, whatever it is, i am going to improve myself from the next training onwards.
i don t care!

i am going to run up to every ball that is meant for me instead of just standing there waiting for it to come to me. i am gonna have to learn my whole repositioning again and be rough on the court ever so to intimidate my players. most importantly, my freakin stamina. i will to run as if my ass is on fire.

tomorrow i am playing against my own secondary school
i don t want to be playing like how i played yesterday.

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hello tempura deborah,
your already on the way to the airport while i am typing this. anyway have fun in phuket! like you said, get the sand! hahaha, we want to see what is the difference between the beaches we are going to. take care of yourself!

my mom is scared my father might have a heart attack when he see me in a bikini.
i told her that i felt the same way too
and if my father might have a heart attack, what about my grandfather?

joey peng

i think joey is funny.
here is a conversation between me and him,




i showed him a baby picture of me and
asked if i am cute,

but he didn t answer me and showed me his baby photo,



i didn t answer him too
i just laughed super hard and long.

fast food blog log wold.

hello guys!
gonna make a quick post about today as i have to wake up super early for my floorball carnival tomorrow. please wish tp wolves a lot of luck okay :D i hope we can score like some crazy shit. hahaha, i am so dam excited tomorrow! i hope i can sleep tonight but i somehow know i can t. oh well.

went out with my astronaut today!
she treat me earrings lor :D so cute. i love you girl! dam it.
sorry i didn t make you laugh so much today!
next time i promise! hahaha.

and went out with tempura deborah in the evening!
hahaha, saw a guy who really seriously looked like wee kiat la!
then on our way back, we talked about boobies. it was god dam hilarious la.
and later we sat down at burger king to rest

deborah: help me buy drink leh,

jy: what drink do you want?

deborah: i don t want coffee , i don t want tea.. SURPRISE ME!

jy: okay.

















and i walked to the counter and came back with a cup of water.
what? it is still a drink right. :D.

okay guys, i gtg now!
goals to score tomorrow! :D
AND OMG! I SAW NEW URBAN MALE HAS SLEEVELESS SHIRT OF FLOORBALL!
I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT! BUT IT IS SOOOO FRIGGGGGIN EXPENSIVE D: